MB: Wembley Stadium, London, England! Are you ready? For the thousands in attendance and the millions watching around the world. Ladies and Gentlemen, let’s get ready to royal rumble! This match is a 14 man Over The Top Royal Rumble for the EWF Heavyweight Championship. The last two men must continue in a regular match, submissions and pin-falls the only way to win. Making their way to the ring are the fourteen contestants. After a late rule change by the President, Alan Galpin, all 14 men will start in the ring. The fourteen men are:
Adrian “Demon” Adams
Alan Galpin
Just E.Vil
“The Submission Specialist” Dom Parign
Drew Id
Antikryst
“Mr. Monday Night” Matt Green
Callahan
Da Man
Pob
Dark Druid
Evan “The Polar Bear” DeGreggor
Joey Inferno &
Tazman
All 14 men are in the ring and ready to go. Referees Andrew Woodford, Lee Roberts, Lloyd Collins and Trevor Peckham are on the outside to check when people are thrown out. The bell sounds and the chaos begins! Adrian Adams and Alan Galpin begin by teaming up against Tazman and The UFC went after Callahan. The rest were trading punches between each other. Da Man was making good progress in his mini-match with the smaller Drew Id and it wasn’t long until Drew was gone.
SM: The first to go is Drew Id.
Antikryst noticed that his “servant” was gone and went for Da Man. Meanwhile Galpin and Adams had trapped Tazman in the corner, soon after he too was a goner.
FM: There goes Tazman!
The UFC were not having the same luck with Callahan. The Dubliner was fighting back against the duo and when Dom Parign leapt for Callahan he went flying over the top rope.
FM: And Dom Parign, too! I love this, they’re falling like flies in there!
The duo of Galpin and Adams were now going two-on-two with the Fire ‘N Ice team of Inferno and DeGreggor. Da Man was having a little fun with Antikryst and had him dazed. The Cruiserweight Champion, Pob, was trying to take on the slightly larger Just E.Vil. It wasn’t much of a fight and E.Vil sent Pob out with a suplex over the ropes.
SM: The Cruiserweight Champ is gone, there are 10 men left now.
Callahan was left alone for a while until E.Vil started on him. The two traded big punches and it was obvious that Callahan was struggling. Matt Green came in to help his tag partner and Callahan was up against the ropes, holding on for his life. Galpin whipped Joey Inferno into the ropes and Inferno bounced right into the bundle of E.Vil, Green and Callahan. Matt Green was pushing Callahan at the time and he went over the top.
FM: This is hilarious, I love it when people fall out like that.
SM: Nine men left after Matt Green is eliminated, he didn’t exactly do much in this match.
Demon and DeGreggor had been brawling in the corner while this was going on and neither man was getting the upper hand. Antikryst joined in the brawl and seemed to be helping DeGreggor. The two double-suplexed Demon and then teamed up to throw the Hardcore Champ over the top.
SM: Adrian Adams has been eliminated, teamwork from Antikryst and DeGreggor.
After successfully eliminating Demon, Anti and Evan started on each other. Callahan and Just E.Vil were still going at it and Callahan was taking a beating. Galpin was getting a barrage of punches from Joey Inferno and Galpin left the ring courtesy of a Inferno Hurricanranna over the top rope.
FM: That’s a great move! And the Prez is out of here! 7 down, 7 left!
Joey Inferno then turned his attention to helping his tag partner, Evan DeGreggor. The two managed to eliminate the Gravediggaz leader, Antikryst. At the same time Da Man came back into the match with a double-clothesline which sent both DeGreggor and Inferno out of the ring.
SM: Three men gone at once there, Antikryst put out by Fire ‘N Ice and then they are eliminated by Da Man. Just 4 men left in the ring. Da Man, Callahan, Just E.Vil and Dark Druid.
After some commotion, when the commentary team noticed that Dark Druid was not in the ring, a figure slipped back into the ring from the outside. Druid had left the ring earlier in the match and so he could not be eliminated. He had waited until there were just three others left to make his re-appearance. Maybe he should of waited because as soon as he got in all of the other wrestlers left greeted him with a series of kicks and stomps. Just E.Vil went to suplex him out of the ring and as Dark Druid was hoisted up Da Man and Callahan both drop-kicked Just E.Vil. This caused him not only to drop Dark Druid onto the ropes but he also staggered back into the ropes. Da Man and Callahan both drop-kicked the two men again and they both were sent over the top.
FM: Great work from Da Man and Callahan, now they’re the only two left!
SM: Da Man Vs. Callahan for the EWF Heavyweight Title.
Da Man got the better of Callahan, who had taken the bigger beating during the match, and took him down with a Russian leg-sweep. Da Man used his power advantage to follow up with some more big moves, including a jumping DDT. Callahan was struggling, he tried to put on the Crippler Cross-Face but he wasn’t strong enough, Da Man broke the hold easily. Da Man kicked Callahan in the stomach and lined him up for Da Bomb. Da Man pulled off his move and covered Callahan. Just then Jason 3:16 made another appearance, running down to ringside with Suzie Blaze. He rushed into the ring but it was too late, Da Man had already got the three-count.
MB: Ladies and Gentlemen, the first EWF Heavyweight Champion, DA MAN!
As Da Man held the belt aloft Jason 3:16 attacked him from behind. He flattened the new champ whilst Suzie Blaze un-buttoned her blouse (again).
FM: What the hell is Jason 3:16 doing?
SM: No idea, Font. And we’re going to have to wait until Monday Night to find out! We’re out of time here at UnCovered. For Font McNally this is Scott Mayo saying Good Fight, Goodnight!
The EWF logo appears again and the scene fades. In the background Jason 3:16 is seen now attacking Callahan with the title belt.