“Defy You” by The Offspring plays over the PA as Chris Greene walks to the ring with Nici Rydell at his side. There is a no nonsense look on his face, and Nici looks just as serious, only prettier.
JS: The following match is for the BWA Internet Championship, and is scheduled for one fall. Our first competitor is making his way to the ring at this time, hailing from Jacksonville, USA and being accompanied by Nici Rydell. He stands at 6 feet 4 inches and weighs 240 pounds. He is the master of The G-Buster…. “The G-Man” CHRIS GREENE!!
Nici and Chris climb in the ring and Chris holds his hands in the air as Nici presents him to the crowd.
DS: Time to find out whether or not Atomikana is going to show….
Korn’s “Faget” kicks in and Atomikana walks to the ring looking around as if he doesn’t know where he is. He jumps of the ropes and poses in the far turnbuckle, liking the crowd attention, but seemingly unaware of why he’s got it!
JS: And his opponent comes to the ring from Manchester. He stands at 6 feet 1 inch and weighs 215 pounds. He is the former BWA Cruiserweight and European Champion, and is the master of the Ultima 87…. ATOMIKANA!!!
DING-DING-DING
SM: Well, he’s here! He looks a little groggy though!
Atomikana turns to face Greene once the bell sounds and Greene instantly nails a superkick to the face of his opponent.
SM: That’s the Ultima 87! That’s Atomikana’s move!
DS: Someone tell that to Chris Greene, he’s just knocked Atomikana the hell out!
Greene pulls Atomikana back to his feet and looks set for a suplex. He hooks a leg…. G-BUSTER!!!
One…
Two…
THREE!!!
DING-DING-DING
SM: What the hell just happened?
DS: That’s the damn shortest match I ever saw! Was Atomikana drunk or something?
JS: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and NEW Internet Champion… “The G-Man” CHRIS GREENE!
Greene grabs his new belt, smiles slyly and slips out of the ring to celebrate with Nici Rydell.