Jenny Starr- Ladies and Gentlemen. The first bout of the evening is scheduled for one fall. Making his way to the ring, from Long Island, New York. He stands 6’3″ tall and weighs in at 243lbs. Representing the UKWA is “The Lord of the Bling”… BRANDON COLLINS!!!
“Head Like A Hole” by Nine Inch Nails blares over the loud speakers as the lights in the arena dim. The aisle way is lit up in green money symbols from the spotlights as Brandon Collins steps out in front of the curtains smirking. He hooks a finger around the gold chain around his neck showing off a large diamond crusted dollar symbol. Wearing a white Armani suit to the ring.
Mayo- Hello everyone and welcome to ringside. For those unfamiliar with the UKWA, I’m Scott Mayo, and with me as always is Dan Stevens.
Dan- Good Evening America! A pleasure to be here in Madison, we’re ready to call this first match of the night!
“Sober” by Tool plays through the arena. On the jumbo tron a picture of Dr Jeckel appears and then turns into Mr. Hyde. Reiver’s name flashes across the screen. A wall of flames explode in the entrance ramp, as Reiver slowly rises up through them.
Jenny Starr- And his opponent, hailing from parts unknown. He stands at 6’10″ and weighs 350lbs. He represents the MWA… REIVER!!!!!!!
Reiver makes it 1/2 way down the ramp and stops. Drops to his kness and covers his ears. Looks up in to the rafters and lets out a scream. As Reiver screams fire engulfs the floor around the ring. Reiver rises and enters the ring. Climbs to the second turn buckle and does the Dudley Cross.
Mayo- You know anything about this guy, Dan?
Dan- No.
Mayo- …
Dan- What? What you want me to say?
DING DING DING
Referee Matt Slater calls for the bell and the match is underway. The two lock up. The two men test their strength until Reiver pushes Collins back into the ropes and knees him in the gut. Club to the back by Reiver and an elbow drop. And another. And a quick cover,
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Collins kicks out.
Dan- Reiver showing he’s got a little strength, Mayo.
Mayo- Too early for the pin, though. Easy kick-out from Collins.
Reiver pulls Collins up but a knee to the gut gains the UKWA star a momentary advantage. Irish whip by Collins. He goes for a hip toss but Reiver reverses it into his own hip toss. Drop toe hold by Reiver. He runs up Collins’s back and does a sit down drop kick. Reiver climbs up on Collins’s shoulders for a Camel Clutch but Collins gets to his feet and falls backwards.
Mayo- Collins uses some ring smarts to get out of a possible Camel Clutch.
Dan- Yeah, that was well done.
Brandon then pulls Reiver up and suplexes him over. Collins picks Reiver up and throws him into the corner. Collins chops away on Reiver. Irish whip to the opposite corner by Collins. As Reiver stumbles forward, Collins rams him back into the corner with a high dropkick to the face. Assorted chops and punches in the corner by Collins who pulls Reiver out and executes a back suplex. Cover by Collins.
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Mayo- No!!! Reiver kicks out.
Dan- And now a sitting surfboard stretch from Collins! He’s really taking it to Reiver here.
Mayo- He wants to put in a good early showing for the UKWA!
Reiver powers up and manages to crawl to the ropes. Collins goes for an Irish Whip but it is reversed by Reiver. Reiver goes for a drop kick but Collins holds the ropes so Reiver misses. Collins then misses a big elbow drop. Two right fists by Collins. Irish whip by Reiver; reversed by Collins. Belly to belly suplex by Collins. Both men go for the abdominal stretch but Reiver gets it in first. Collins counters it with a hip toss. Collins sends Reiver to the corner and follows it up with some kicks to the mid-section. Irish whip to the opposite corner by Collins and he charges behind. Reiver gets his feet up. Head scissors take over by Reiver followed by a drop kick. An Irish whip to the corner by Reiver followed by a splash and then a bulldog. A cover,
Mayo- One….
Two…
NO!
Dan- Nice stuff from the “Lord of the Bling”, I have to say. Obviously been training hard for this one.
Reversed Irish whip by Collins. Baseball slide by Reiver. Reiver sets up an enziguri but Collins ducks the kick and locks in an STF. Reiver eventually reaches the ropes but is injured by the move and is limping. Like a predator sensing blood Collins kicks the leg out of Reiver as he steadies himself on the rope. Reiver lands hard on the back of his head. An knee drop to the temple by Collins and he grapevines the leg,
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No!!! A kick-out from Reiver. As Collins pulls him up he shoots him into the ropes and nails a Spinebuster! He hooks the leg once more,
Mayo- One…
Two…
No! Reiver is out at two and a half.
Dan- Collins senses the win now, Mayo, and so do I!
Reiver gets to his feet and kicks Collins who catches the foot. No! Inziguri by Reiver. Collins is to his feet but Reiver nails him with a nice roundhouse crescent kick. Collins is down. Reiver to the top rope. Attempts the Swandive Head butt… No!!! Collins rolls away! The MWA star lands hard and Collins wrenches his leg. He then places it on the bottom rope and drops on it. Collins slaps on the Boston Crab. Reiver writhes in pain but gets to the ropes. Collins brings him up only to send him down with a Manhattan Drop. Again the leg lock. Reiver is in agony.
Dan- Here we go, Mayo. Surely Reiver’s legs can’t take much more of this.
Mayo- You may be right, Dan, you may be right.
Dan- Hell, I’m always right!
Reiver gets to the ropes. Matt Slater breaks the hold. Collins is up and suplexes Reiver after holding him up high for at least 10 seconds. He pulls up Reiver who can barely stand and whips him to the ropes. Reiver reverses and sends Collins to the ropes. Collins jumps up and bounces off the second rope back-flipping over Reiver and bouncing off the opposite ropes, then he grabs Reiver….
Mayo- BA DA BLING!!
Brandon nails his move, a Cobra Clutch applied from the side before dropping forward with a reverse side Russian leg sweep.
Dan- And a cover…
One…
Two…
THREE!
DING DING DING
Dan- My god, he actually did it!
Mayo- Brandon Collins pulls out the win over a much larger opponent here tonight, and sets the UKWA on it’s way!
The bell ringing didn’t matter as Collins tossed Reiver out of the ring to the floor. Collins threw the time keeper aside and picked up the chair he was sitting in, folding it over, Brandon waited on Reiver who was still disorientated. Reiver turned around into a stiff chair shot that knocked the chair out of Brandon’s hands and split Reiver wide open! Brandon grins as he looks down at Reiver and picked up the chair again slipping Revier’s arm between the steel seat and the back of the chair, Collins headed up onto the apron and looked down at the chair trying to break Reiver’s arm until security and official charged down the ring and got in front of him! Collins warned them to move out of the way but didn’t until Revier had been pulled from Collins’ warn path. Brandon glared down at the officials before ducking back into the ring and climbing up to the middle turnbuckle and slowly glaring over the jeering crowd.]