The EWF Fans are packed into the arena in Dublin, Ireland for the 2nd EWF Pay-Per-View Spectacular, Summer CyberSlam. People have travelled the globe to be here tonight to watch their favourite wrestlers go at it. The signs are in abundance and the more noticeable read, “Pob fears Joey Inferno”, “Jason will feel Da Bomb!”, “Don’t Feed The Bear” and “I’m a Fed-Head!”. The Music begins to blare out of the PA system and the crowd errupts, the camera pans round some of the more excited sections of the audience before landing on the announcers table.
Scott: It’s EWF Summer CyberSlam 1999! Good evening I’m Scott Mayo, with me tonight is Font McNally.
Font: What a show we’ve got lined up for you tonight!
Scott: That’s right, no less than seven spectacular matches and all of them are for one of the EWF’s Titles!
Font: We’re all ready, the fans are ready and so lets get started. Over to Mark Buffwell
Cruiserweight Title Match:
Pob (champ) Vs. Joey Inferno
MB: This opening match for EWF Summer CyberSlam 1999 is set for one fall. It is a steel cage match for the EWF Cruiserweight Title! Making his way to the ring at this time, he is tonight’s challenger. He is one half of the Tag Team Champions, Fire ‘N Ice. Master of the “Hot Flash” he is Joeeey Infeeernoooo!
Joey Makes his way to ringside, alone, played out by “Nookie” by Limp Bizkit, the new Fire ‘N Ice theme.
MB: And his opponent, the current EWF Cruiserweight Champion and master of the Frankenpoddy, Poooob!
The arena is filled with red and white lights and Robbie William’s “Let Me Entertain You” is heard from the PA. Pob makes his way to the ring as the cage is lowered.
Scott: The cage is in place and referee Andrew Woodford rings the bell, this one’s underway!
Pob started quickly, trying various take-downs to wear down Joey. But it wasn’t working, Joey managed to counter most of what Pob threw at him. Joey gained control of the match with a neat flying head scissors followed up with a corkscrew moonsault.
Font: Wow! The fans are gonna love this if they keep up this pace.
The pace did continue and Joey kept on at Pob. Joey took Pob to the mat with a Hurricanranna and headed to the top rope. As Joey launched himself at Pob he was met with a drop-kick to the stomach. Pob took the advantage and whipped Joey into the turnbuckle, following up with a splash and several punches to the head. Joey managed to escape as he short powerbombed Pob back to the mat. Joey began to climb the cage and once at the top he turned to face Pob, launching himself and connecting with a cross body.
Scott: That’s a spectacular move from Joey Inferno.
Font: He’s got to follow it up quickly, or he won’t get the win.
Pob came back, as Joey had hurt himself. Pob jumped, from behind, onto the shoulders of Joey Inferno and stretched backwards, sending Joey to the mat face first.
Font: Argh! What a move from Pob, an inverted Hurricanranna!.
Pob made the cover and Andrew Woodford counted, 1…2…NO! Joey got his shoulder up. Pob followed up with his “London Hand-shake” STF manouvre, but Joey refused to tap out. Eventually Pob released the hold. Joey began to fight his way back into the match and took Pob down with his pattented Flash Burn super-kick. He then headed for the top rope. He stood facing the crowd, then looked over his shoulder to see that Pob was getting to his feet. Joey jumped backwards, grabbing Pob’s head on the way and performing his Hot Flash finisher. He hooked Pobs leg, 1…2…3!
MB: Your winner, and new EWF Cruiserweight Champion, Joeeey Infeeernooooo!
Joey helped Pob back to his feet and the two shook hands, hugged and left the cage together.
Scott: What a match that was, and a great finish from Joey. That jumping Hot Flash from the turnbuckle was enough to put Pob down fro the three count.
Font: And they left together, those two have great respect for each other. Pob showed us all something new tonight, that inverted Hurricanranna for one. He also showed that he learns more each time he fights, he’s showing something new each time.
Scott: That’s what you’ve got to do if you’re going to get anywhere in this sport. So Pob’s one month reign has come to an end courtesy of Joey Inferno. Although something tells me that these two will meet again sometime in the future.
Font: That’s for sure. Now gimme some more top wrestling action!
Scott: Okay, as you fans may have noticed the cage has not been removed, that’s because our next match is a Toughest SOB match!
“Toughest SOB” Grudge Match:
Da Man Vs. Jason 3:16 (champ)
MB: This match is set for one fall. It is a steel cage, no DQ match for the EWF Toughest SOB Title! Making his way to the ring at this time, he is tonight’s challenger. Weighing in at 250 lbs and standing 5’11” tall, he is the former Heavyweight Champion and the master of Da Bomb, he is Da Maaaaan!
Da Man made his way to the ring, Aerosmith’s “Back in the Saddle” playing over the PA system. As Da Man entered the cage the sound of broken glass is heard throughout the arena and Jason 3:16 makes his way to ringside to “Hell Frozen Over”.
MB: And his opponent, weighing in at 320 lbs and standing 5’11” tall. He is the self proclaimed “Toughest SOB Alive” and is now the EWF Toughest SOB champion, Jason threeeee-sixteeeeen!
Scott: The referee for this match is Lee Roberts, who’s just called for the bell.
Jason went straight for Da Man with a suplex, which Da Man reversed. Jason then attempted a northern lights suplex, and Da Man reversed it into a DDT. Da Man picked up Jason and whipped him into the cage wall. Da Man went up behind Jason and floored him with a Russian legsweep, followed up with a leg drop and an elbow drop.
Font: Now this is entertainment! Jason is getting the crap pounded out of him! I love it! And Roger Richards must be wathcing at home and laughing his ass off!
Da Man followed up with a swinging neck breaker and then a Boston Crab. Jason wouldn’t tap out and eventually Da Man broke the hold, only to pick him up and lay him out with a piledriver. Da Man picked Jason up, took him over to the turnbuckle and flattened him with Da Bomb from the top rope! From there it was as easy as 1..2…3!
MB: Your winner, and new EWF Toughest SOB, Da Maaaaan!
Scott: And in record time too!
Font: Somebody call Jason’s momma! Da Man just opened up a six pack of Whoop-Ass!
Scott: And now Da Man has the microphone…
Da Man: I don’t believe that Jason 3:16 thought he could actually compete against myself! He’s a no-body, just another of those Steve Austin wannabe’s who thinks they are the toughest SOB alive! Then the EWF decided to give Jason his own trophy, which is worth jack-s***! So I say we scrap it!
Da Man picked up the Toughest SOB trophy and snapped it across his knee before leaving the ring.
Scott: Wow, Da Man just destroyed the Toughest SOB Trophy! And it’s time for the Tag Team Title match!
Tag Team Championship Match:
Hell, Fire & Brimstone Vs. Fire ‘N Ice (champs)
MB: This match is set for one fall. It is a regular match for the EWF Tag Team Titles! Making their way to the ring at this time, they are the challengers. From the Gravediggaz come Antikryst and Drew Id, better known as Hell, Fire and Brimstone!
The duo make their way to the ring accompanied by the woman’s champion, Vamp.
MB: And now, the current EWF Tag Team Champions, Joey Inferno and Evan DeGreggor, better know to the world as Fire ‘N Ice!
Limp Bizkit once again blares from the PA as Joey, Evan and Aphrodite make thier way to the ring.
Scott: The referee for this match is Trevor Peckham and he’s asking who’s going to start for each team.
Font: It looks like it’ll be Joey and Drew Id.
Joey started brightly against fellow cruiserweight, Drew Id. But he soon began to feel the toll of his match with Pob. Drew Id took Joey down with a Hurricanranna and headed for the top rope. He landed on Joey with a top rope leg drop and made a quick cover, 1…NO! Joey kicked out easily. Drew tagged in Antikryst and the two double-teamed Joey, taking him down with a double powerbomb and then landing a double elbow drop.
Font: Double teaming like that is the secret to Tag Team Wrestling!
Eventually Trevor Peckham made Drew Id leave the ring. Meanwhile on the outside Vamp and Aphrodite were cat-fighting in the aisle! After a few moments security seperated the two and took them away. Back in the ring Antikryst was getting the better of Joey, mainly through the use of dirty tricks. The crowd began to chant for Evan and Joey and Joey responded, hitting Anti with a low blow. This gave him the chance to tag in Evan. Evan came in and clotheslined Anti and then drop-kicked Drew, who was trying to get back into the ring.
Scott: Evan DeGreggor is in, and Drew Id is out!
Font: But he needs to keep an eye on Anti.
Anti had snuck up behind Evan and rolled him up, 1…2…No! Evan kicked out on two and a half. Evan took Anti down with a Frostbite and tagged out to Joey. The champs both worked over Antikryst while Drew Id was complaining to the referee. Joey inferno landed the Hot Flash, and DeGreggor came crashing down with the Absolute Zero.
Scott: That’s what they call “Extreme Measures”!
Evan hooked Antikryst’s leg, Trevor Peckham began the count. 1…2…3!
MB: Your winners, and still EWF Tag Team Champions, Fiiire ‘N Iceee!
Font: A solid display from the deadly duo of Joey Inferno and Evan DeGreggor.
Scott: And it’s time already for another match, it’s for the women’s title!
Women’s Title Match:
Vamp (champ) Vs. Aphrodite
MB: This match is set for one fall. It is a regular match for the EWF Woman’s Title! Making her way to the ring is our challenger. She is a member of Fire ‘N Ice and the master of the Heart-Breaker, Aaphrooodiiite
Aphrodite makes her way to the ring to great cheers from the crowd.
MB: And now, the current EWF Women’s Champion, a member of the Gravediggaz and master of the Bloodsucker, she is Vaaamp!
Vamp makes her way to ringside as “Teardrop” by Massive Attack plays over the PA system.
Scott: The referee for this match is Martin Rumsey and he’s calling for the bell…
Vamp was furious with Aphrodite for the backstage attack on Rumble and she channelled her anger into some mean right hand blows to the head of Aphrodite. Vamp followed up with a flying head scissors and a legdrop. Aphrodite started to use some of her kick-boxing skills as she got back into the match, taking Vamp to the mat with a well executed standing side kick. The match went from side to side for a while until Aphrodite managed to execute the Dream Weaver on Vamp. She made the cover, 1…2…NO! The referee had been kicked in the head by Suzie Blaze!
Font: What the hell is she doing here? She has nothing to do with this match.
Scott: Referee Martin Rumsey has called for the bell, he’s thrown this one out! And Suzie’s got a microphone!
Suzie: I have decided to leave the EWF do to a new career in the porn area, I will miss all the millions and millions of SOB fans out there. Now as for the puppies situation, VAMP, APHRODITE. I have decided that since this is my last time here I will not show the puppies, but I have another surprise, hit the music boys.
Suzie is a stripper and starts to do erotic dancing in the ring, her skirt falls down to reveel her blue undies and her top is lifted into the air, her lace like bra is blinking red and pink colours on it!
Font: What the hell? She’s flipped!
Aphrodite waits until Suzie is turned to face the crowd before executing the Heart-Breaker. She then takes Suzie’s mic…
Aphrodite: I’m so sorry you’ve decided to leave! NOT!
Aphrodite picks up Suzie and executes the Dream Weaver before walking out.
Scott: I guess Aphrodite’s going to win this one by DQ. Which means that Vamp retains her title!
Font: [sniff sniff] What’s that smell, could it be blood? It must be Hardcore time!!
Hardcore Title Match:
Adrian “Demon” Adams (champ) Vs. Robbie “The Daredevil” Deville
MB: This match is set for one fall. It is an EWF Hardcore rules match for the EWF Hardcore Title! Making his way to the ring, standing at 6′ and weighing in at 205 lbs he’s the challenger, “The Daredevil” Robbieee Deeeviiile.
Robbie makes his way to the ring to cheers from the crowd while Steppenwolf’s “Born to be Wild” plays over the PA.
MB: And making his way to the ring at this time, the current EWF Hardcore Champion. Standing at an incredible 7′ and weighing in at 325 lbs he is a member of “The Federation” and master of the Demon Tombstone, he is Deeeeeeemon!
Demon makes his way to the ring and steps over the top rope.
Scott: The referee for this match is Lloyd Collins and he’s going to start us off here.
Robbie used his pace and agility to get the better of the big man in the opening moments of this match, taking Demon to the mat with a missile dropkick from the top rope. Demon slipped outside and grabbed a trash-can, throwing it back into the ring at Robbie. It hit Robbie when he wasn’t looking and in the few moments that it took him to turn round Demon has got back into the ring and had hit Robbie with another trash-can, denting it severely. Demon made good use of the other items which people at ringside kept throwing into the ring. He was about to hit Robbie with a chair when the cruiserweight ducked and executed a drop-toe hold, sending Demon crashing into a deluge of trash-cans and chairs.
Font: Good move from Deville, that’s what he’s going to have to do if he’s to beat the big fella.
Robbie used his pace again to keep out of harms way, using quick moves to wear down the seven foot beast. When Demon was beginning to struggle Robbie went for his Kneivel Krunch, but Demon was not out of it. Demon reversed the attempt and flattened Robbie with a reverse suplex. He then choke-slammed Robbie onto a ladder. Demon slipped outside and grabbed a table from under the ring, setting it up in the middle of the ring. He put Robbie onto the table and then headed up to the top rope. Demon came crashing down on Robbie with a top class Butt Drop from the turnbuckle, sending Robbie crashing through the table. Demon hooked his leg, 1…2…NO! Robbie managed to escape. Demon picked up Deville and headed again for the top rope. He got him ready for his Demon Tombstone, but at the last minute he turned around. He jumped out of the ring and Robbie Deville felt the full force of the Demon Tombstone through a table on the outside of the ring! Demon made the cover on the concrete, 1…2…3!
MB: Your winner, and still EWF Hardcore Champion, Deeeemon!
Font: An amazing finisher from Demon.
Scott: And the medical team have arrived to take Robbie away, lets hope he’s not too badly hurt.
While the medical team were attending to Robbie, and Demon had left the arena, a figure appeared in the entranceway. As the camera’s got to him the crowd realised that it was the same mysterious man that has been appearing at EWF shows over the last couple of weeks. The man casually walks into the ring and joins Mean Gene Underwood.
Gene: Ladies and gentlemen we’ve been joined by a guest here at CyberSlam, now are you going to tell everyone who you are?
???: Now you may not recognise me in this wig (he removes his wig) and these glasses (he removes the glasses). There, is that better?
Gene: I know who you are now, you’re Mike Martin! former FIWF World Heavyweight Champion, one of the most respected and feared men in the whole of e-wrestling! Am I correct in saying that you only ever lost three fights in your two years with the FIWF?
Mike: That’s right Gene.
Gene: And what are you doing in the EWF?
Mike: I am the new Commissioner here! (the crowd errupts) And there is much to be done! To use the words of an old friend, there is a Cancer here in the EWF. But I’m not here to cut it out, I’m here to treat it!
Gene: Are you going to tell us what or who this Cancer is?
Mike: No, but I’ll tell you this. Stage one is already complete, stage two comes tommorrow night at Goodison Park!
Gene: And why have you been helping Jason 3:16?
Mike: I didn’t come here to help that little Jabroni, he was just a pawn in my plan. In fact it’s not just Suzie who’s quit the EWF, I’m glad to announce the departure of Jason 3:16 himself!
The crowd cheers and Mike Martin walks out of the ring and heads back up the aisle.
Font: What a shocker! Mike Martin is in the EWF and he’s the new commissioner!
Scott: And there’s still more to come here at CyberSlam! Next up it’s the final of the Internet Championship Tournament.
Internet Championship Tournament Final:
Da Man Vs. The Brahama Bull Vs. Callahan
MB: This match is set for one fall. It is a triangle match for the vacant EWF Internet Title! Making his way to the ring, standing at 5’11” and weighing in at 250 lbs he is the former Heavyweight Champion, he is Da Maaaaan!
Da Man again makes his way to the ring to the sound of Aerosmith’s “Back in the Saddle”
MB: And making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 270 lbs and standing 6’ 7″ tall, the man known as “The DDT Master”, The Brahaaama Buull!
The Brahama Bull makes his way down the aisle as “Hoody Hoo” by Master P plays out from the PA. The music changes to Megadeth’s “Crush ‘Em” and Callahan makes his way to the ring.
MB: And finally, the third man vying for the Internet Title stands at 6′ 5″ tall and weighs in at 265 lbs. Making a return tonight to his home town of Dublin, Ireland. He is a member of “The Fed” and the master of the Celtic Pride, he is Caallahaaan!
Scott: The referee for this match is Lee Roberts and the bell’s just rung.
Da Man and the Bull went for each other and Da Man took The Bull to the mat with a side slam. Callahan sat in the corner of the ring, letting the other two wear each other down. Da Man continued his attack on The Bull and took him down hard with a piledriver. After a few more minutes of Da Man and The Bull going at each other Callahan got up and went over to The Bull, who was the worst off of the two, and floored him with a Bridged German Suplex. Lee Roberts started the count but Da Man made the save. The Bull came back into the match and started to use some of his trademark DDT’s. He took Da Man down with a reverse DDT before whipping Callahan into the corner and taking him down with a Tornado DDT.
Font: Ryan Singh has tought The Brahama Bull well, some good moves there.
The Bull got both of his opponents mad and he couldn’t cope with the reply. Da Man and Callahan teamed up to double back body drop The Bull and followed that with a double elbow drop. Da Man went to shake Callahan’s hand but Callahan grabbed it and executed an arm-drag into a crippler cross-face. The Bull managed to stop the tap out from Da Man and then he hit his No Bull on Callahan. He didn’t make the cover, instead he went after Da Man. He took Da Man down with an Evenflow DDT and then began to signal to the crowd that it was all over. But Da Man had got back up, and when The Bull turned round he was met by the boot of Da Man. Da Man took The Bull down with a butterfly suplex and then turned to Callahan, who had just got back up. Callahan soon found himself back on the mat after Da Man hit him with a big Spear Tackle. Da Man picked up The Bull and landed Da Bomb, he then picked up Callahan and repeated the move. Da Man put a hand on each man’s chest and Lee Roberts made the count, 1…2…3!
MB: Your winner, and new EWF Internet Champion, Da Maaaaan!
Font: Another solid performance from Da Man.
Scott: A great win for him, he’ll be glad to have gold round his waist once more. And he’s also got a Heavyweight Title Shot tommorrow night. That will either be against Freak or Evan DeGreggor, their match is next!
Heavyweight Title Main Event:
Freak (champ) Vs. Evan “The Polar Bear” DeGreggor
MB: This match is set for one fall. It is a regular match for the EWF Heavyweight Title! Making his way to the ring, standing at 6′ 4″ and weighing in at 275 lbs he is one half of the Tag Team Champions and master of the Absolute Zero, he is “The Polar Bear” Evan DeGreggor!
DeGreggor makes his way to the ring, Limp Bizkit’s “Nookie” Plays over the PA system. As he enters the ring “Freak on a Leash” by KoRn starts and Freak makes his way to ringside.
MB: And making his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 360 lbs and standing 6’ 10″ tall, the current EWF Heavyweight Champion, master of the Freak Attack, he is Freeeeaaaak!
Scott: The referee for this match is Andrew Woodford. And he signals for the bell to start the match.
Freak went straight for DeGreggor and took him down with a T-bone suplex. He followed up with a blatent choke. Referee Andrew Woodford got to four until Freak released the hold. Freak then executed a drop toe hold and then put Evan into a figure-4 leg lock.
Font: Freak looking to end this one as quickly as possible.
DeGreggor wouldn’t tap out and eventually turned Freak over before breaking the hold. The crowd began to get behind Evan DeGreggor and he forced his way back into the match with a Frostbite. DeGreggor then took Freak into the corner and began dishing out some big right hands. The crowd began to count the punches, 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9. DeGreggor then took a step backwards and wound up his arm for number 10.
Scott: Evan DeGreggor getting the crowd behind him.
DeGreggor continued to dish out the punishment to Freak until Freak managed to reverse a DDT effort into a northern lights suplex. Freak pulled Evan DeGreggor to his feet and picked him up, sending him back down with a fallaway slam. He again picked up DeGreggor and dropped him with a big body slam. Freak headed up top and went for a Kamikaze headbutt, but Evan rolled out of the way. DeGreggor took the advantage once again and flattened Freak with a Deep Freeze. He then picked up Freak and executed his Avalanche manouvre. He then headed up to the top and went for the Absolute Zero. He landed hard on Freak and made the cover. Andrew Woodford made the count, 1…2…3!
MB: Your winner, and new EWF Heavyweight Champion, Evan DeGreggor!
Scott: A fantastic win for him, Evan DeGreggor finishes a great night of matches.
Font: Especially for Fire ‘N Ice. They pick up the Cruiserweight and Heavyweight Titles and retain the Tag Team straps.
Scott: And of course Aphrodite did well against Vamp, even if she didn’t pick up the belt.
Font: But Evan may not have long to bask in his glory, he’s got his first defense tommorrow night!
Scott: Yes he does, join us tommorrow at Goodison Park for Monday Mayhem for that and much more. Until then this is Scott Mayo for Font McNally saying Good Fight, Goodnight!