Madman Szalinski is in his corner, awaiting the bell. He’s singing that damn Kentucky Fried Chicken And A Pizza Hut song again. The bell sounds to start the match, and Madman is still singing. Ariel jumps up onto the apron, grabs Madman by the neck and screams right in his face “STOP SINGING THAT FUCKING SONG!” before kissing him and jumping back down.
The crowd cheer and laugh, a small “Shut the fuck up!” chant begins in one corner of the Doncaster Dome. Alex Jones is shaking his head, rubbing his temple and trying not to laugh, trying to keep his composure here. Finally the two men step forward and this match is really underway. They start off with some swank tight wristlock counter sequences that sends Jones out of the ring and starts up a “Szalinski, Szalinski!” chant for Madman. Back inside Madman works the wrist over some more before Jones manages to catch him in a brief wristlock that Szalinski just immediately reverses anyways. Szalinski escapes another wristlock attempt in speedy fashion and then nails AJ with a dropkick in the face.
The action spills out to the floor for a moment but Szalinski brings it back to the ring just in time to eat a swinging neckbreaker from Jones on the apron. Jones drives Szalinski’s back into the ring apron and tries for the post, but Szalinski counters with a shot into the apron instead. Back in the ring Jones hits a flashy dropkick for a two count. He tries a chinlock but Szalinski fights it off. Szalinski teases going for the Deathtrap but Jones strikes him down. Both men start brawling back on their feet and Szalinski hits a running bionic elbow for a two count. Szalinski then hits a lariat for another near fall.
Szalinski looks for a jumping shin kick but Jones dodges and counters into a big spinebuster. Jones gives him an STO but Szalinski kicks out. Jones tries for a half crab, but Szalinski counters into a stiff superkick. Jones nails an AJ-guri (leaping enzugiri) on Szalinski for another near fall. Szalinski gives him the drop toe hold and then tweaks the knee on the hold before going for the dragon-screw legwhip. Jones tries for the hammerlock into a clothesline and Szalinski counters with a lariat. He pushes Jones into the corner. HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! HUT! Tecmo Elbows! Jones crashes to the canvas and Madman makes the pin. The crowd comes alive as Jones is just about able to get the rope break.
Madman smells blood and circles around a dazed Alex Jones. Jumping shin kick takes him down. DEATHTRAP (Front guillotine w/ leg scissors) LOCKED IN! And Madman is singing again!
“A Pizza Hut, a Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut. McDonalds, McDonalds. Kentucky Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut!”
And after that, Jones taps!
Your winner, Madman Szalinski!
I’ll be honest, I’m not sure why AJ tapped… was it the Deathtrap or was it Szalinski’s singing? Either way Madman continues to impress here in FRONTIER.