Women’s Title Triangle Match
EWF UnCovered comes back from the commercials and the camera is already and waiting for the third match. The lights fade to a pale blue and Miss Emma walks out, alone, to the ring. Emma is soon followed by Vamp of the Gravediggaz. “Teardrop” by Massive Attack plays out across the stadium and Father Tommy also walks down the ramp. As the lights turn to red and white and “You Sexy Thing” Plays over the PA system the crowd falls silent. Will Sarah Stallard come out? After a short period of time referee Lloyd Collins decides that Sarah isn’t going to make an appearance and so he calls for the bell.
SM: This match is going to start without the commissioner.
FM: Well I think she was taken to the hospital, she couldn’t physically wrestle here tonight.
Vamp started off quickly and took Emma off her feet with a drop-kick, and followed up with a leg-drop. Vamp applied a Boston Crab and Emma reached for the ropes. After a while of reaching Emma finally grabbed the bottom rope and referee Lloyd Collins forced Vamp to break the hold. Emma began to come back into the match and knocked Vamp through the ropes with a drop-kick of her own. While on the outside Father Tommy distracted the referee and Vamp grabbed the belt, which was ready to be handed to the winner. Vamp slid back inside and went to hit Miss Emma with it, she knocked her practically clean out.
FM: Whack! They heard that one in Australia!
SM: Referee Lloyd Collins certainly heard it. He’s turned round but I don’t think he knows what it was.
Vamp threw the belt back outside and applied the Bloodsucker to Miss Emma. Vamp tightened the hold and Lloyd Collins checked Miss Emma’s condition. He raised her arm, once, twice, WAIT! Sarah Stallard had run down to ringside and had hit Vamp with the belt.
SM: Sarah Stallard has made her way to ringside and whacked Vamp with the belt. I don’t even think that Lloyd Collins saw it!
FM: But why? maybe it wasn’t Miss Emma and “The Fed” that beat up Stallard!
SM: Or maybe it was just a big con!
Sarah slipped out of the ring as Vamp’s limp body fell to the floor, being covered by the equally limp body of Miss Emma. The referee started the count, 1….2….3.
MB: Ladies and Gentlemen your first EWF Women’s Champion, from “The Federation”, Miss Emma!