SM: It’s time for the first of our main events! Over to Jenny Star!
JS: Ladies and Gentlemen it’s time for the match to determine the new British Wrestling Alliance Champion! The match is scheduled for one fall, and is a special referee match. Already in the ring is the referee for this match, former BWA Champion, VINDICATOR!!
The lights dim down and the opening chords of “Iron Man” by Black Sabbath come through the speakers. Immediately the crowd knows their going to see something special. As Scott “Da Man” Cairns steps through the curtain, the crowd erupts. They see who it is and start chanting.
JS: The first competitor comes to the ring from New York City, USA. He stands at 6 feet 4 inches and weighs 250 pounds. He is the former BWA Champion who is master of Da Bomb…. “DA MAN” SCOTT CAIRNS!!
Cairns’ smirks and begins to make his way to the ring. As he climbs up the the edge and stands there gazing through the crowd as if looking for something, he raises his right arm to the sky, fist clenched.
DS: Cairns doesn’t seem fazed by the fact that his old foe, Vindicator, is out there for this match.
SM: He’s not someone who allows things to get to him, Dan. He’s a veteran of the ring, with a great wrestling brain. We’ll have to see how he deals with Leon Smith, a bit of an unknown quantity to many in the BWA.
James Brown’s “Soul Power” begins to play out over the PA system as Hipcat Harry leads out “Funky” Leon Smith. The Funkettes follow behind Smith, dancing along with his entrance music.
JS: And his opponent hails from parts unknown. He comes to the ring being accompanied by Hipcat Harry and the Funkettes. He stands 6 feet 6 inches tall and weighs in at 254 and a half pounds. He is “The Disco Legend”…. “FUNKY” LEON SMITH!!!
Smith blanks Vindicator as he walks past him and signals to the crowd. Hipcat Harry joins the commentary team, with the Funkettes stood behind the announce position.
DS: Harry, you are a genius. Thank you for bringing the Funkettes this way!
HH: No problem, Stevens. Mayo, good to be out here.
SM: Good to have you here. How do you see the match now that Vindicator has been added to the mix?
HH: It’s not going to make a difference, Mayo. Leon will still prevail and walk out of here as the BWA Champion. And then bring on Angel next week, and Silverback on the 28th October… he’ll be ready for anything!
DS: That’s if Angel ever shows up, he’s still not here you know! Well it looks as if everything is set for this one anyway, let’s get this show on the road!
DING-DING-DING
SM: Vindicator calls for the bell and this one is underway! To the victor, the BWA Title!
Smith and Cairns stare each other out for a while, not keen on making the first move. Cairns signals for a test of strength, and Leon hooks up with the former champion. Smith gains the upper hand, getting a knee up into the gut of Da Man. He takes Cairns down with a club to the neck, and follows up with an elbow drop. Smith bounces back off the ropes and looks for a jumping elbow drop, but Cairns rolls out of the way, gets back to his feet and nails a jumping elbow drop of his own. Cairns quickly grabs the legs of Smith and looks for the Sharpshooter, but Leon grabs hold of the ropes. Cairns doesn’t let go of the hold, and Vindicator warns him to let go. Cairns does let go, while staring at Vinnie.
HH: Ooh, you can smell the tension between these two.
DS: At least Vinnie is calling it right!
Smith gets back to his feet and rushes for Cairns, who is still staring out the giant referee. Cairns hits the mat hard after a big clothesline, then gets dragged back to his feet and taken down again with a suplex. Leon Smith dances for a few seconds before connecting with a leg-drop. He goes for a cover, but Cairns kicks out before Vindicator even gets down to start counting. Smith pulls Da Man back to his feet before tearing into Cairns with knife edge chops as the crowd voices their pleasure with thunderous “Whooooo’s”. Smith whips Cairns to the turnbuckle and follows him in with a handstand back elbow to the face. Cairns’ body hits the canvass with a thud. Smith bounces off the rope and executes a flying knee drop to the back of Cairns’ head. He then pulls the man up and lays in a chop. Cairns’ chest turns bright red from the blow. Smith picks him up in a vertical suplex and brings Cairns crashing to the canvass. Leon with the cover….
SM: One…
Two…
And Cairns kicks out at two and a half.
HH: This is what I’m talking about, guys, Smith is turning it on right here!
Cairns is up again as he and Leon circle. Smith gets into his battle pose. They lock up. Smith ducks behind. Cairns reverses it. Snap mare by Leon. Cairns works his way to his feet, bends Smith’s elbow back and reverses into a head lock. Smith elbows his way out and sends Cairns off the ropes. Shoulder block by Cairns as he bounces back. Off the ropes Cairns ducks a back elbow but gets shoulder blocked to the mat.
DS: I’m glad to see that Vindicator is staying out of the way as these two go at it, he’s doing the job of a proper referee.
Cairns tries a hip toss but Smith blocks and reverses. Dropkick by Smith as Da Man is getting to his feet. Another attempted dropkick but this time Scott sidesteps and Smith crashes to the mat. Cairns grabs the legs of Smith and kicks him in the groin.
SM: Low blow from Cairns, and Vinnie shrugs it off! He’s letting him bed the rules a little!
HH: Hey, that’s not right!
DS: No, he’s just letting them go at it. We all want to see a winner, no-one wins if it’s a DQ. I say good referee!
SM: That’s because you don’t want him to beat you up!
DS: It’s because I like this style of fighting, I hope the AoWF World Title match is like this. That’s if Angel ever shows up!
SM: Apparently, folks, Angel is yet to show here at Wembley!
Cairns pulls the Funky One to his feet and pushes him into a corner before whipping him into the opposite corner. Cairns charges in and connects with a clothesline, following up with a Bulldog. Cairns grabs Leon’s legs and locks in the Boston Crab. Leon struggles for the ropes as Vinnie watches to see if he makes it. After a long struggle Smith manages to grab the bottom rope, but Vindicator doesn’t flinch and keeps looking… not calling for the break. Eventually Smith manages to use the ropes to drag himself up, powering out of the hold. He connects with an elbow to the head of Cairns and hip-tosses him out of the ring! Smith stares at Vindicator on the inside as Scott Cairns grabs a chair on the outside. Cairns slides in, with the chair, and goes to hit Vinnie with it. Vinnie manages to avoid the chair shot and pulls the chair away from Da Man, shaking his finger at him. Leon rolls Cairns up from behind…
One…
Two…
Reversal from Cairns,
One…
Two…
Kick-out from Smith.
HH: I don’t get it, Vinnie is calling the pins fairly, but not stopping low blows and stuff!
DS: I don’t understand it either… but it’s fun to watch!
Vinnie still has the chair in his possession, and tosses it to Leon as the two men get back to their feet. Leon looks surprised, but doesn’t hesitate to nail Cairns over the head with it. Leon throws the chair to one side as he makes a cover on the fallen Cairns.
One…
Two…
NO! Cairns has a leg on the ropes, and Vindicator actually stops the count.
HH: So now he actually spots the rope-break!
SM: I think I understand now! Vinnie doesn’t want the match to end, he wants the two men to destroy each other on their own, without getting involved himself. He’s doing whatever he can to make the match last longer!
Leon pulls Cairns to his feet, and looks for a suplex. Cairns blocks it and hoists Smith into the air instead. He twists him round onto his shoulder and nails a big slam. He pulls Leon back up again, getting set for a suplex, hooking the leg…. PerfectPlex!
One…
Two…
Kick-out from The Disco Legend! Cairns looks to pulls Smith back up again, but Vindicator instead hands him the chair! Cairns sets the chair up in the middle of the ring before whipping Smith off the ropes and pulling off a drop toe hold. Smith’s face hits hard on the chair.
HH: Oooh! Damn, that’s gonna leave a mark!
DS: These two really tearing into each other, this is GREAT!
Cairns tosses Leon over the top rope, and follows him to the outside. Cairns whips Leon into the ring steps, and Leon shits hard. Cairns pulls him back to his feet again, and rams his head into the security railing! Cairns then applies the standing head scissors before hoisting Smith into the air…..
SM: CRUCIFIX POWERBOMB THROUGH OUR ANNOUNCE TABLE!!
DS: AND SMITH LOOKS OUT OF IT!!
HH: SON OF A….
Vindicator leans over Smith to check on him, and passes him the ring bell, without Cairns noticing. As Cairns then goes to pull Leon back up again, Smith blasts him with the ring bell. Now both men are down, and seemingly out. Vindicator watches and laughs, not counting either man out. Eventually Smith begins to move, and gets back to his feet with the help of the Funkettes. Smith goes over to Cairns and pulls him up, rolling him back into the ring. Cairns’ face is busted open, and blood pours down his body. The Disco Legend seems low on energy as he makes a loose cover,
One…
Two…
NO! Kick-out from Cairns! Cairns has enough life left in him to get out of the pin! Smith and Cairns take a while to get back to their feet, and they eventually hook up again. Cairns gains the upper hand as he gets a kick to the mid-section of Smith. He applies the standing head scissors again, signalling for Da Bomb!
SM: It could be all over here, guys!
Smith manages to trip Cairns up. He holds onto his legs and springs him into the turnbuckle! As Cairns stumbles out of the corner he is met with a Superkick! Cairns crashes back into the corner again, and Leon follows up with a series of Kung Fu punches and kicks! Cairns looks ready to fall when Smith nails a big Implant DDT! Funky spins on the mat before signalling to the crowd that it’s all over! He pulls the bloodied Cairns to his feet and applies his own standing head scissors….
HH: DISCO DROP!! DISCO DROP!!
DS: HE GETS HIS MOVE!
SM: Into a cover,
One…
Two…
THREE!!!
DING-DING-DING
JS: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner and NEW BWA CHAMPION… “FUNKY” LEON SMITH!!!!
Hipcat Harry leaves the announce position as he goes to celebrate with Leon in the ring.
DS: He’s done it, he’s the new BWA Champion!
SM: And I’m surprised that Vindicator didn’t get himself involved, he just let them both go at it!
Back in the ring, Vindicator holds Smith’s arm in the air as he passes him the BWA Title. Suddenly Vinnie grabs the Title back and blasts the new Champ with it, and then Harry. Vinnie pulls Smith back up, drops the belt and nails a Hangman’s neckbreaker onto the belt. Vinnie then pulls the crimson faced Cairns back to his feet, and nails a Pyramid Square Driver, also onto the belt.
SM: Ah, this is sick! Vinnie suddenly takes out both the contenders here, after they’ve exhausted themselves from that match!
Vindicator applies a Dish Served Cold (Rings of Saturn) on an unconscious Leon Smith, as Nemesis and Shane jump into the ring from their front row seats. Shane begins an attack on Harry as Nemesis applies a Dragon Sleeper on the erstwhile Cairns until officials finally come down to try and sort things out. Eventually the Instruments of Destruction leave the ring together, to a very loud chorus of boo’s.