Back inside the arena, “Mudvayne” hits and as soon as the first primal scream issues Viktor Kaine walks out from under the curtain swirling his Kendo around his body.
JS: The following match is the three way elimination match for the vacant BWA Internet Title! Making his way to the ring first, from Salem, USA. He stands 6’3″ and weighs in at 245 lbs. He is the man known as VIKTOR KAINE!!
SM: And right away we get back into the action, as Viktor Kaine makes his way down to the ring.
DS: This three-way fight should be great, Mayo. Another great match here tonight.
As Praise plays, the lights go dim. Then a huge curtain of golden pyros come streaming down from the ceiling above the ramp way. There is a small gap in the middle, and from this gap emerges Shane Best, accompanied by his wife Veronica.
JS: Making his way to the ring, from Belfast, Ireland, and being accompanied by his wife Veronica. He stands at 6’4″ and weighs 246 lbs. He is simply the best… SHANE BEST!!
The two make their way to the ring, and as they get there, Shane holds down the second rope for Veronica to get in, and follows her in himself.
DS: It’s only Shane’s second match in the BWA, and he finds himself in the match for the Internet Title.
SM: He’ll be wanting to prove that he’s here to fight, Dan, not to just make up the numbers.
The house lights go out.
Voice-over: THIS IS DANGEROUS! OPEN UP YOUR HEAD, FEEL THE SHELL SHOCK!
A soft blue light glows as smoke fills the arena. The IoD logo flashes across the screen, followed by images of Nemesis, Vindicator and Shane in action. As the beat drops and quickens, Nemesis, flanked by Shane and Vindicator on each side, walks out onto the stage. Nemesis turns his back toward the ring, flexing his bicep, then kissing it before turning back to the ring.
JS: And finally, coming to the ring from Chicago, USA, and being accompanied by the rest of the IoD. A man who stands at 6’5″ and weighs 325 lbs. He is… NEMESIS!!
He rolls his eyes at his opponent and shakes his head as he swaggers to the ring, Shane and Vindicator in tow.
SM: And here comes Nemesis, who gained this opportunity having shown himself as respectful of a former opponent. He’s a big man, and a strong one to boot.
DS: And he’s the only member of the IoD to be allowed a title shot!
Just then Aaron Carter’s “Leave it up to me” begins to play.
DS: What the hell? Someone turn that shit off!
SM: What in god’s name is going on here?
Someone climbs into the ring and passes something to Jenny Starr.
JS: And… a new addition to this match. Coming to the ring from the world of pop music…. AARON CARTER!?
DS: Ack! Man, you’re shitting me!
Aaron Carter suddenly appears under the X-Tron, his music video playing on the giant screen.
SM: Has the world gone mad? What is Aaron Carter doing in a BWA Internet Title match?
DS: I’m getting horrible flashbacks, Mayo. I see David Arquette… why do I see David Arquette?
SM: Why do we see Aaron Carter?
Aaron Carter strolls to the ring, dancing along to his song.
DS: This is messed up, Mayo, seriously.
Shane Best, Nemesis, Viktor Kaine and…. Aaron Carter…. are ready to go and referee Paul Golden calls for the bell to start things off. Aaron Carter hooks up with Shane Best as Nemesis nails an Evenflow DDT on Viktor Kaine. Best whips Carter into the ropes and connects with a flying clothesline! Carter falls to the mat as Best locks on an arm bar. Aaron manages to reach the ropes and force the break. Nemesis whips Kaine into the ropes and goes for a clothesline, but Kaine ducks it and nails a reverse DDT. He makes a cover but Nemesis kicks out just after 2. Carter is back to his feet and has Best pushed up into the corner. He climbs the turnbuckle and reigns down a series of punches. That is until Best hits Carter in the groin and executes a running Lyger-Bomb! He makes a cover, 1…. 2….. Kickout from Carter.
SM: How in god’s name did Aaron Carter kick out of that one?
DS: A…aa….Aaron Carter! m…m…MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!
Best whips Aaron into the ropes as Nemesis does the same to Kaine. Best goes for a big kick on Carter, and ends up taking down both Carter and Kaine! Nemesis then turns his attentions to Best, grabbing him from behind and trying a sleeper hold. Best somehow escapes. Best heads out of the ring and grabs a table, setting it up in the aisle! He heads back into the ring and grabs hooks up with Nemesis. He boots Nemesis in the gut, and applies a standing head scissors in the middle of the ring and points at the table. The crowd goes wild as Best goes for a running Crucifix Powerbomb out of the ring and through the table, but the heavier man manages to escape the grasp of Best mid move and execute a neckbreaker on the Irishman. At this point Aaron Carter and Kaine are outside the ring, with Kaine smashing Carter’s head into the guard railings. He goes for it one more time but Carter blocks it and smashes Kaine’s head into the rail instead. Carter then moves over to the table that Best had set up, laying Viktor on it. Carter climbs onto the ring apron and signals for a splash onto Kaine. Inside the ring Nemesis whips Best into the ropes, knocking Carter off the ring apron. Kaine slides off the table just in time as Aaron Carter falls through it, face first. Inside the ring Best nails a Spear as he bounces back of the ropes. He makes a cover,
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SM: Kick-out from Nemesis! He’s not going down that easily!
Best then turns his attention to Kaine, who has just got back into the ring. Best goes for a suplex, dropping Kaine on top of Nemesis, the referee counts it as a pin,
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SM: Another Kick-out from Nemesis.
Carter is back into the ring and he spins Best around and nails an Implant DDT! Best somehow pops right back up and grabs Carter and applies a sleeper. He flips Aaron Carter into the air… SIMPLY THE BEST!! He covers,
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3!
DS: Aaron Carter is eliminated from the match, to a chorus of incredibly loud cheers from the Manchester crowd!
SM: And usual service is resumed!
Nemesis and Kaine are locked up again as Best breaks them up, and then smashes their heads together! Best picks up Kaine and nails a Sidewalk Slam. Nemesis has grabbed a chair and as Best turns around he smashes him over the head with it. Best is dazed but not down, so Nemesis does it again. This time Best drops to one knee, but he’s still not down. Nemesis goes for one final swing but the referee pulls the chair away. Nemesis argues with the referee as both Kaine and Best are back to their feet. Nemesis then turns his back on the referee and pulls something from his boot. He swings wildly at Best and connects with what looks like a set of brass knuckles. Best falls backwards and Kaine sees his opportunity to make a cover,
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SM: And Shane Best is out! Brass Knuckles used by Nemesis! So much for respect… he’s back to his instinctive IoD ways!
DS: Kaine taking the cover though, Mayo. Shane put up a good fight, and only an illegal move could put him away here!
Kaine celebrates as Nemesis readies his brass knuckles for a second victim. Kaine turns around and Nemesis swings, but so does Kaine. Both men hit each other and both fall flat on the mat. The referee looks at both men and starts the mandatory ten count.
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DS: Did Kaine have his own brass kucks?
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SM: I dunno, but both men are down!
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SM: Still no sign of life…
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Finally Nemesis gets back to his feet, after Shane Pinex had helped him come round a little.
SM: Pinex helping his boy down there.
DS: But you have to admit, the IoD have not interfered. They’re playing it cool here tonight.
Nemesis hauls Kaine back to his feet…..
SM: DAT’S YO ASS!!
DS: Nemesis covers…..
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3!
JS: Ladies and Gentlemen, your winner, and NEW BWA INTERNET CHAMPION…. NEMESIS!!!
SM: The Instruments of Destruction celebrate inside the ring here, Dan, as Nemesis picks up the Internet Title!
DS: That was a great match, Mayo, so glad to see Shane Best put a hurting on Aaron Carter!!