SM: Well, lets get right into it. Over to Jenny Starr…
JS: The first match this evening is for the BWA Tag-Team Championship.
“Ming’s Theme” by Queen plays, and from a puff of smoke out comes Mick the Merciless and Faceless the Minion.
JS: Making their way to the ring, from their Ultra Super Secret Lair, the current BWA Tag-Team Champions. They weigh in at a combined 462 lbs, they are Mick the Merciless and Faceless the Minion…. THE VILLAINOUS FIENDS!!
Mick rears back and laughs maniacally, before making his way down to the ringside area, clad in a purple cape that covers his entire body. He climbs in the ring, as Faceless shrugs off to the corner. Mick raises his arms in victory, one hand his title, the other holding his spatula of death.
DS: I’m expecting a lot from this match, Mayo. The Fiends are a great team. I’m expecting them to dominate here, there’s just not enough competition in the BWA Tag-Team division!
“Lee” by Tenacious D hits the PA and both Scott Lee and Michael Hardcastle, accompanied by Jessica Parker, appear on the ramp as gold pyro shoots into the air.
JS: And their opponents, from Hollywood California and weighing in at a combined 473 lbs… Michael Hardcastle and Scott Lee… THE HOLLYWOODS!!
Lee and Hardcastle strike poses for the crowd before confidently strolling to the ring and awaiting the start of the match.
SM: So, both teams are ready. Let’s get this show on the road!
It’s Scott Lee to start against Faceless the Minion as referee Ash Lewis starts the match. Lee begins to stare at Faceless, trying to psych him out a little with the determined look in his eyes. Faceless seems intimidated for a second until he rushes at Scott and takes him down with a shoulder barge. Lee bounces right back up and continues to stare at Faceless. Faceless starts to punch Lee, who takes each blow and still keeps staring at the Minion. Faceless is now looking worried and a wry grin spreads across Lee’s face. Faceless again goes to punch Lee, but Lee blocks and gets in a shot of his own. Faceless swings again and Lee again blocks and gets in his own blow to the head, rocking Faceless. Lee then whips Faceless into the ropes, hoists him up onto his shoulders and nails a Death Valley Driver. Cover,
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Shoulder up from Faceless! Faceless is stunned and Lee a little upset at not getting the three count.
SM: Lee looking for an early win here.
DS: Nice tactics from the Hollywood man, trying to psyche out his opponent.
Both men get back to their feet and Faceless grabs Lee, going for a suplex. Lee spins around in mid air and drops down behind Faceless. He grabs the Minion and executes a reverse DDT! He again makes a cover,
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Kick-out from Faceless! Faceless slowly gets back to his feet as Lee gets the crowd going. Scott Lee watches Faceless get to his feet before charging at him. Lee goes for a spear but Faceless steps out of the way and Lee crashes into the turnbuckle, shoulder first. Faceless pulls Lee out of the corner and applies an arm lock. Faceless then takes Lee down with an arm drag and follows up with an armbar. Lee tries to hold off the pain and tries to reach Mike Hardcastle for the tag with his free arm. Faceless eventually releases the hold as Lee gets to the ropes for a rope break. Faceless pulls Lee up by the same arm and then nails a short powerbomb. Faceless quickly moves to apply the Sharpshooter, right in the middle of the ring. Lee refuses to tap out, although he is hurting badly. After a couple of minutes Faceless releases the hold, Lee managing not to tap out. He is, however, very worn down by the move and Faceless realises this. Faceless pulls Lee to his feet and whips him into the corner, following through with a shoulder barge. Faceless places Lee on the turnbuckle before tagging out to Mick the Merciless.
SM: Nice work here from Faceless, wearing Lee down with some nice technical moves and submission holds.
DS: He’s showing that he can wrestle good, Mayo.
Mick comes in and Superplexes Lee off the top, Facelss following through with a springboard moonsault from the middle rope. Faceless leaves the ring as Mick pulls Lee back to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Lee reverses the whip and uses his last bit of energy to tag out to Mike Hardcastle. Hardcastle charges for Mick and connects with a clothesline. Mick pops right back up and Hardcastle connects with a second clothesline. He goes for a third but Mick ducks it, grabs Mike and nails a Reverse DDT. Mick then waits for Hardcastle to get to his feet before connecting with a flying clothesline. Mick heads for the top rope and lands a perfect top rope leg drop! He doesn’t make a cover, instead he locks on an ankle lock submission move. Hardcastle struggles to reach the ropes but can’t, Mick realises that Hardcastle isn’t going to tap out easily and so releases the hold. Hardcastle slowly gets back to his feet and backs away from Mick. Hardcastle regains his breath before locking up with Mick the Merciless one more time. He looks for a Snap Suplex but Mick blocks it, executing a Brainbuster Suplex of his own. Mick goes to crouch over Mike but Hardcastle gets a boot up into the groin of Mick, sending him crashing to the mat. Hardcastle follows up with a series of kicks to the gut and chest region of Mick, Mick unable to get out of the way. Eventually Hardcastle pauses his attack and Mick is able to slip out of the ring for a breather. Mike Hardcastle taunts the crowd as Mick gets up onto the ring apron and then connects with a Springboard Bulldog! Mick pulls Hardcastle back up to his feet and throws him into the turnbuckle before nailing a Tornado DDT! He heads to the top rope and waits for Hardcastle to get back to his feet before pulling off a Flying Clothesline! Mick again does not go for the pin, this time preferring the Sharpshooter. Hardcastle again attempts to reach the ropes, and Mick does not let the hold go this time. Hardcastle eventually manages to get a hand up onto the ropes and force the break. Mick signals to the crowd as he pulls The Hollywood man back to his feet…. DROPKICK OF DOOM!!
SM: THAT’S HIS MOVE!!
DS: THIS ONE COULD BE OVER!
Faceless gets into the ring and helps Mick double team Hardcastle. Mick lifts Hardcastle onto his shoulders as Faceless climbs out onto the ring apron and takes Mick down with a Springboard Blockbuster!
SM: NICE MOVE!!
DS: AND THEY AINT DONE YET….
SM: CLICHÉ BOMB!!
DS: THIS IS GREAT FUN TO WATCH BUT PIN THE BASTARD ALREADY!
Mick and Faceless look at each other and then the fallen Hardcastle on the mat. Faceless takes a step back and lets his boss make the pin,
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JS: Your winners, and still BWA Tag-Team Champions… THE VILLAINOUS FIENDS!!
DS: YEAH! The Fiends rule, Mayo. Can anybody stop them?
SM: We shall have to wait and see, Dan.